I've Been Here Before A Few Times.

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Lolololol that awkward moment when the sexual posts have 69 notes.
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This is what happens when I try to look up a song by the lyrics.. finding out that Bing does in fact hate Apple -_-
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I’m so funny.
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Ohhh, the irony.

Driving joke.

A blonde police officer stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.
The driver searches around in her handbag but can’t find it. She says to the cop, “I must have left it at home officer.”
The cop says, “Well, do you have any kind of identification?”
The motorist searches around in her bag again, and finds a mirror.
She looks at it and says to the cop, “All I have is this picture of myself.”
The cop says, “Let me see it, then.”
So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, “Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have even pulled you over. You are free to go.”

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Hi I'm Phil and I run this shitty little blog. Here you will find a lot of pictures of cars and the New York Rangers and a bunch of other things that I like.
Also I love my girlfriend and she's hot :3

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